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“The Battle of the Century”

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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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The last of you

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Who cares if you like it better voyeurizing the last of you having existential issues (while stuffing yourself with double doubles) than try to understand why you’ve come to do so?

Just want you to know that (take a breath, another long sentence coming) in case you ever changed your craving-for-apocalypse minds and decided you could use them to experiment looking at things the way genuine wannabe human beings should, reading Homo juchremanensis* might be of some help.

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Alligater

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Hi Juchreman bros and sis! Easter eggs all picked up? Back on the chain gang? Paying the Money God His divine due? Not read Homo juchremanensis* yet? Well, have a great week of fighting, insulting, hating, slaying each other in the name of whatever so-called alligator prophet you choose to waste your time and energy to serve then !

By the way, I’m working (and enjoying it) on the english edition of a lovely little crime story I wrote a couple of years ago. Therefore I might be even less present here on  fyr the coming weeks. See you laters alligaters !

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Survival options

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Thanks people for your coming by every day to check out what’s being said on fyr.

Now that you’re beginning to know enough to decide your fate as post modern prehistoric representatives of the Homo juchremanensis species, wouldn’t it be cool to start telling the unfortunately too many who have not yet attained your level of self-knowledge  they could try and upgrade theirs by reading Homo juchremanensis (epub/kindle)?

… Unless they’ve decided to go on relying on a survival instinct which dinosaurs also possessed.

Happy Easter vacations to all !!!

Silly questions

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“It is therefore important for boys to go to maktab (elementary school) at an early age, when learning resembles carving in stone.”

Al-Ghazāli (1058-1111)

“What about girls?”

Anonymous

 

– Teacher, where are Mom and Dad?

– At work. Making money.

– What for?

– To pay off the loan on the car that takes you to your free, compulsory, secular school every morning.

– What’s going to school for, teacher?

– Come on, child! To race for points with your friends to be sure! Just like on ‘Family Feud’, ‘Wheel of Fortune’, ‘Split Second’ or ‘Jeopardy!’ But enough chit-chat! Get out your math exercise books – the most important class as you know, if only to work out the loan interests on Dad’s car, Mom and Dad’s house, your higher education costs, Grandma and Grandpa’s pensions and aftercare, and so on and so forth. Write carefully: “Knowing that, out of the 24 hours allotted to them by their connected watches, 8 hours are devoted to work, 1/2 hour to lunch break, 2 hours to transport + 3 hours to TV/social networks/Zineflix series, and knowing on the other hand that a child needs 10 hours sleep a day, how much time do his/her parents have left to fulfill their parents duties?” I pick up the papers in 5 minutes!

– What’s “parents duties”, teacher?

– Say… explain to their children how to make more money than the people next-door… How to get a bigger car than them…

– Teacher… What else is there in life apart from making money?

– “Apart from… ” Learning not to ask silly questions, that’s what there is!!! Now you get down to work!

– Teacher ! It’s Britney, she says that her parents are unempl…

– Britney!!! You’ll copy me a hundred times: “I’m not supposed to swear in class”. As for your “parents”- if they still deserve the name – they should be ashamed of themselves for forcing other parents to work overtime to subsidize their pitiful lives! By the way, dear, no need to come prowling around the canteen at lunchtime anymore ! Our beloved Leader – long live him and his revered ass – has made the wise and courageous decision to stop feeding the children of unemp…

– Teacher!!!

 

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