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School playground

 

I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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Perfectly normal

Premise: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

Whatever atrocities Israel may commit, it is doing so in legitimate self-defense.

Therefore it’s perfectly normal for Israel, with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world,

to humiliate its “assailants”,

strip them of their land,

destroy their homes,

starve them to death.

Now, for the past few days, Israel has been attacking (sorry !) defending itself against Iran, on the pretext that this state (almost as vile as itself in terms of religious extremism, outright racism, etc…) is on the verge of acquiring a couple of atomic bombs, 9 according to the latest reports, compared to the 90 that Israel already possesses without wanting to admit it (and without any objection whatever from the Juchreman* world):

“Eight countries openly possess nuclear weapons: the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, France, China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is widely believed to possess nuclear weapons, although it has never officially acknowledged this.” (Google)

Because, ladies and gentlemen, it’s perfectly normal for Israel – in order to better defend itself – to remain the one and only Middle East state entitled (with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world) to press the nuclear button (for normal defensive purposes, of course !) and set the planet on fire, like any normal well-behaved domination addicted thuggish state should.

 

* read Homo juchremanensis

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ENOUGH, YOU “ JOURNALISTS ”!

ENOUGH, YOU “JOURNALISTS”! There is no “war” in Gaza. There is a GENOCIDE going on. A famine organized by a criminal state, led by a sick individual at the head of his “army” of murderers.

Tell your readers, listeners, viewers! DO YOUR JOB! Stop hiding behind a pseudo-objectivity that increasingly resembles counter-information, if not outright complicity with a bunch of religious extremists guided by boundless racism and obsessed with profit!