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“The Battle of the Century”

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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Perfectly normal

Premise: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

Whatever atrocities Israel may commit, it is doing so in legitimate self-defense.

Therefore it’s perfectly normal for Israel, with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world,

to humiliate its “assailants”,

strip them of their land,

destroy their homes,

starve them to death.

Now, for the past few days, Israel has been attacking (sorry !) defending itself against Iran, on the pretext that this state (almost as vile as itself in terms of religious extremism, outright racism, etc…) is on the verge of acquiring a couple of atomic bombs, 9 according to the latest reports, compared to the 90 that Israel already possesses without wanting to admit it (and without any objection whatever from the Juchreman* world):

“Eight countries openly possess nuclear weapons: the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, France, China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is widely believed to possess nuclear weapons, although it has never officially acknowledged this.” (Google)

Because, ladies and gentlemen, it’s perfectly normal for Israel – in order to better defend itself – to remain the one and only Middle East state entitled (with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world) to press the nuclear button (for normal defensive purposes, of course !) and set the planet on fire, like any normal well-behaved domination addicted thuggish state should.

 

* read Homo juchremanensis

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