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School playground

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I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

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Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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Happiness on earth

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So, you guys want to understand how the world ended up with these Netanyahu, Trump, Putin, Maduro, Al-Sissi, Ayatollahs, Taliban, Cardigan, Ski Jumping or whatever their f* names spell. You guys would like to figure out how 8 billion people, despite their being equipped with the average quantum of neurons, can let themselves be taken for a ride by a bunch of retarded reptilians. You guys would like to guess by what unfortunate chain of events normal persons allow themselves to be starved, bombed, massacred, robbed of their homes, imprisoned, raped and tortured without anybody around but mentioning it in passing (when they do) and then business as usual! You guys are wondering how the hell children are deprived of their childhood and turned into wild animals who, if they escape the horrors inflicted on them, will only retain an infinite desire for vengeance!

And of course, you guys would like like to know if there’s a way out of this mess.

Well, as luck would have it, you guys know how to read and have access to a reader, a tablet or a telephone! And I’ve got just what you need! Released ten days ago for download in e-pub or kindle format, it’s a gem of a book called Homo juchremanensis. Two small hours of reading that might prove worthwhile. For, as the german proverb goes :  “To understand and to be understood makes our happiness on earth”.

cer-vo

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Un jour  peut-être vous finirez par apprendre à vous servir de ce que vous appelez votre «cerveau». Tous autant que vous êtes.

Vous, les « votants », les braves pigeons de « votants », que vos ancêtres sont morts pour vous obtenir ce droit inaliénable et sacré de faire confiance au premier vendeur de savonnettes à passer dans le quartier, pour parler en votre nom pendant des années à raison d’une petite rente mensuelle à vie dans ses fouilles (frais de « représentation » compris) (et quelle représentation Dubois !).

Vous, les « élus », les braves escrocs d’élus, que vos ancêtres se retournent de honte dans leur tombe de vous avoir pondus, tellement vous pouvez pas faire autrement que vous faire lobbytomiser par de plus grands escrocs que vous qui vous enfument pire que vous avez enfumé vos pigeons de votants.

Et vous, là, les lobbytomistes enfumeurs d’élus, que vos ancêtres vous ont tellement tanné le cul pour vous apprendre à enfumer le monde que vous pouvez plus décoller vos escarres de vos trônes de maîtres du monde libre sans hurler de douleur (et sans craindre de vous les faire piquer par plus grands lobbytomistes que vous, vos putains de trônes !).

Eh ben quand vous aurez appris à vous servir de votre cerveau, tous autant que vous êtes, vous comprendrez peut-être qu’il est temps d’apprendre à vous servir de ce que vous appelez votre « humanité ».

Et ce sera pas dommage pour le milliard de bipèdes qui crèvent la dalle, les 120 millions de déplacés pour sauver leur peau dans des conflits qui tuent toujours plus de civils (70% en plus au dernier recensement) sur cette planète, plate, ronde, carrée ou triangulaire, pour ce que ça change à vos conneries.

Et aussi (et surtout) pour les 3,8 milliards d’animaux massacrés tous les jours pour vous engraisser, vous les 6 milliards de rescapés temporaires qu’ont pas encore appris à se servir de leur… de leur quoi déjà ?