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Brave anniversary

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On August 6, 1945, coming from the home of the brave, a brave plane dropped a brave nuclear bomb on the heads of a good half of 38,000 cowardly Japanese children (the other half were bravely allowed to live until August 9). Although he is happy and honored to be the first to wish his friend and best debtor, Donald T., a happy and brave anniversary, B. Netanyahu is very annoyedn, because you know:

– Brave as he is, it will soon have taken him two years to massacre only 14,500 cowardly Palestinian children.

– To this day, even though it was his (brave) ancestors who invented the Almighty (Brave ) God claimed by the US, the latter are (to this day muahaha!) the only chosen people on earth lucky enough to have used the brave nuclear bomb in His trusted Name.

Can you just imagine!

 

Le 06/08/1945, en provenance de chez les braves, un avion courageux, balançait une courageuse bombe atomique sur la tête d’une bonne moitié de 38 000 trouillards d’enfants japonais (la seconde moitié étant courageusement autorisée à vivre jusqu’au 9 août). Bien qu’il soit heureux et honoré d’être le premier à souhaiter un joyeux anniversaire courageux à son ami et meilleur débiteur, Donald T., B. Netanyahu est très agacé, parce que :

– Tout courageux qu’il est lui aussi, il lui aura fallu bientôt deux ans pour ne massacrer que 14 500 trouillards d’enfants palestiniens.

– à ce jour, alors que ce sont ses (courageux) ancêtres à lui qui ont inventé le (Courageux) Dieu Tout Puissant dont se revendiquent les USA, ces derniers sont (à ce jour muahaha!) le seul peuple élu à avoir eu la chance de faire usage de la courageuse bombe atomique en Son Nom vénéré.

Pensez-donc!

School playground

 

I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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