Updated May 19, 2025, 9.03 a.m GMT+2
Pope Leo XIV urges God’s children to « go download their FREEEEE copy of Homo juchremanensis, read it and f*** get down to it !!! »
Updated May 19, 2025, 9.03 a.m GMT+2
Pope Leo XIV urges God’s children to « go download their FREEEEE copy of Homo juchremanensis, read it and f*** get down to it !!! »
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I’m not here to approve of the horrors committed by Hamas on October 7, 2023, or of the hostage-taking that has followed. So far, we’re just dealing with the extreme consequences of standard juchremanism, as fueled by a bipolar deity who, after spoiling his darlings:
Torah, Devarim 6:
… 1,220 years later, encourages his latest favorite to question, as radically as possible, the aforementioned treats :
Koran, Sura 9:
(Read Homo juchremanensis, -610…+ ? * for more details)
I’m only saying that today, with the unspeakable conditions imposed on the people of Gaza by the Israeli army, we are witnessing one the bipolar (tripolar, sorry Leon !) deity’s most gruesome genocidal fantasies come true:
Torah, Devarim 20
Now one should know that, in the french edition of the Torah, « spoils » is given as « dépouille », which means « (animal)skin » or worse « (human)body/corpse ».
Shame on all of us for letting this divine fit of downright cannibalism happen in the real world.
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Who cares if you like it better voyeurizing the last of you having existential issues (while stuffing yourself with double doubles) than try to understand why you’ve come to do so?
Just want you to know that (take a breath, another long sentence coming) in case you ever changed your craving-for-apocalypse minds and decided you could use them to experiment looking at things the way genuine wannabe human beings should, reading Homo juchremanensis* might be of some help.