Archives mensuelles : juin 2025

Now listen, les mecs !

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Now listen, les mecs !/ I must have been around 9 years old when I realized we were in trouble/ Je devais avoir dans les 9 ans quand j’ai compris qu’on était mal barrés / Since then, I think I’ve always done what I could to pass the message/ Depuis, je crois avoir toujours fait ce que je pouvais pour passer le message/ The question was and still is: what makes us so badly off?/ La question était et continue d’être : qu’est-ce qui fait qu’on est aussi mal barrés ?/ With “Homo juchremanensis”, I believe I have provided a solid basis for an answer and therefore a solution… / Avec « Homo juchrémanensis », je crois avoir apporté une solide base de réponse et donc de solution…/  without the death of a single short-haired biped at stake…/ sans la mort du moindre bipède à poil ras à la clé…/ with a number of deaths among other species tending towards 0…/ avec un nombre de morts chez les autres espèces tendant vers 0…

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Pardon my french!

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Un dieu qui ordonne à ses followers de se comporter en animaux, et pas les plus cools, au départ c’est louche, mais le même dieu qui explique que pour dominer son voisin il suffit de lui prêter de l’argent alors là ! Pour les lecteurs/lectrices francophones, Homo juchremanensis se fait Homo juchrémanensis !

À lire sur la plage de Gaza en dégustant une saucisse chaude à la bactérie E.coli.

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Pour la version epub, il va falloir attendre un peu, désolé !

School playground

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I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

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Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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