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Sea, sex and ca$h

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Summer is here, and some of you Juchremans still don’t know how to behave in a socially acceptable way on the beach, although it’s quite simple :

Torah, Devarim / Bible, Deuteronomy,  22

  1. “ If a man finds a virgin girl who was not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found,
  2. the man who lay with her shall give fifty [shekels of] silver to the girl’s father, and she shall become his wife, because he violated her. He shall not send her away all the days of his life.”

 

Qur’an, Sura 4, Women (An-Nisa’)

  1. “ Men are the caretakers of women, as men have been provisioned by Allah over women and tasked with supporting them financially…”

 

In other words, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and the like should never have had to face the juchreman courts, since they had the money to “seize” their flings and “lie” with them, even if they were only moderately consenting. Well, it’s true that they should have married them afterwards. Like MBS and his six happy wives, the Emir of Qatar and his three, and all those generous Taliban and other anonymous jihadists who sacrifice their budget (and their health) to their indomitable faith.

To find out more about the status of women in Juchreman land (throughout the seasons) :

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L’été est là et il en est encore parmi vous Juchrémans qui ignorent comment se comporter dignement sur la plage. Rappel :

Torah, Devarim / Bible, Deutéronome, 22  

  1. « Si un homme, rencontrant une fille vierge non fiancée, la surprend et abuse d’elle et qu’ils soient pris sur le fait,
  2. l’homme qui a eu commerce avec elle donnera au père de la jeune fille cinquante sicles d’argent, et elle deviendra sa femme, parce qu’il l’a violée; il ne pourra la répudier de sa vie. »

 

Coran, Sourate 4, Les femmes (An-Nisa’)

  1. « Les hommes ont autorité sur les femmes, en raison des faveurs qu’Allah accorde à ceux-là sur celles-ci, et aussi à cause des dépenses qu’ils font de leurs biens… »

 

Autrement dit, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein et le reste n’auraient jamais dû avoir affaire aux tribunaux juchrémans puisqu’ils avaient les sous pour « avoir commerce » avec leurs flirts, même moyennement consentants. Bon c’est vrai qu’ils auraient dû les épouser ensuite. Comme MBS et ses 6 heureuses légitimes, l’émir du Quatar et les 3 siennes et tous ces généreux talibans et autres djihadistes anonymes qui sacrifient leur budget (et leur santé) à leur foi indomptable.

Pour en savoir plus sur la condition féminine en terre juchrémane (en toute saison) :

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School playground

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I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

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Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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Perfectly normal

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Premise: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

Whatever atrocities Israel may commit, it is doing so in legitimate self-defense.

Therefore it’s perfectly normal for Israel, with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world,

to humiliate its “assailants”,

strip them of their land,

destroy their homes,

starve them to death.

Now, for the past few days, Israel has been attacking (sorry !) defending itself against Iran, on the pretext that this state (almost as vile as itself in terms of religious extremism, outright racism, etc…) is on the verge of acquiring a couple of atomic bombs, 9 according to the latest reports, compared to the 90 that Israel already possesses without wanting to admit it (and without any objection whatever from the Juchreman* world):

“Eight countries openly possess nuclear weapons: the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, France, China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is widely believed to possess nuclear weapons, although it has never officially acknowledged this.” (Google)

Because, ladies and gentlemen, it’s perfectly normal for Israel – in order to better defend itself – to remain the one and only Middle East state entitled (with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world) to press the nuclear button (for normal defensive purposes, of course !) and set the planet on fire, like any normal well-behaved domination addicted thuggish state should.

 

* read Homo juchremanensis

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