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Nobel Farce Prize 2025

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Breaking news : The 2025 Nobel Farce Prize has been awarded to DJ Trump!

The notorious con artist and serial war criminal Netanyahu is disappointed. With his “Gaza Humanitarian Foundation,” he thought he had easily met the criteria for the award, at least in the genocide category. He hopes to make up for it in the doubles event, where he is teaming up with his friend and best debtor Donald J.

Breaking news : Le prix Nobel de la Farce 2025, toutes catégories, attribué à DJ Trump !

L’escroc patenté, criminel de guerre en série Netanyahou est déçu. Avec sa « Gaza Humanitarian Foundation », il pensait pourtant avoir pulvérisé les critères d’attribution du Prix, au moins dans la catégorie génocide. Il espère pouvoir se rattraper dans l’épreuve en double, dans laquelle il concourt avec son ami et meilleur débiteur Donald J.

Mind-boggling/ Hallucinant

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But do you realize, all of you Juchremans*? You who tell the story (journalists, media, etc.) and you who listen to it/watch it?  Who live it, some of you! Do you realize the utter nonsense on which all of you, Juchremans, build your daily reality? Typically, under the pretext that two narcissistic old men who, through cunning, scheming, smoke and mirrors, and corruption of all kinds, find themselves at the head of two teams of several hundred million hairless bipeds each, so desperate that they might jump on the occasion to accuse each other of their misfortunes, decide to add to it by fabricating a ridiculous suspense surrounding the more or less possible possibility that they might have a drink together one of these days, you end up summoning a whole bunch of “experts” who haven’t yet left for the beach or have already returned, with microplastics in their underwear, to “explain” to everyone that two narcissistic old men who, through cunning, scheming, and smoke and mirrors…

Mind-boggling.

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Mais vous vous rendez compte, les Juchrémans*, tous autant que vous êtes ? Vous qui racontez l’histoire (journalistes, média etc…) et vous qui l’écoutez/ la  regardez?  Qui la vivez pour certains ! Vous vous rendez compte des âneries sans nom sur lesquelles, tous autant que vous êtes, Juchrémans, construisez votre réalité quotidienne ? Ainsi par exemple, sous prétexte que deux vieillards narcissiques qui, à force de ruse, de combines, d’enfumages, de corruption tous azimuts se retrouvent à la tête de deux équipes de plusieurs centaines de millions de bipèdes à poil ras chacune, désespérés au point de sauter sur la première occasion de s’accuser les uns les autres de leurs malheurs, en rajoutent une couche en montant de toutes pièces un suspense ridicule touchant à la possibilité plus ou moins possible qu’ils prennent l’apéro ensemble un de ces quatre, vous voilà à convoquer tout un tas d’« expert(e)s » pas encore partis à la plage ou déjà revenus, des micros particules de plastique plein le slip, pour « esspliquer » à tout le monde que deux vieillards narcissiques qui, à force de ruses, de combines, d’enfumages….

Hallucinant.

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School playground

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I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

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Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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