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Any resemblance/ Toute ressemblance

I was finally about to start tidying up my little garden, ill-treated by the harsh weather and a certain amount of neglect on my part when the radio, breaking the code of silence imposed by its masters, couldn’t help but whisper with the flattest of apologies (to said masters) that around twenty little Palestinians had unfortunately just died of starvation in a death camp called Gaza (they didn’t say “death camp,” so as to keep their jobs).

With “sacred” texts to back it up, Homo juchremanensis provides proof of the blatant responsibility of Abrahamic culture for the horrors that have plagued a good half of modern prehistoric bipeds for three millennia. This culture is based on the teachings of “Moses,” a Jewish prophet recognized 610 years later by Christians and then, another 610 years later, by Muslims under the name “Musa.” The key word in these teachings is “dominate.”

– God dominates “man,” who dominates woman, his “helper.” Their descendants make up the “chosen people.”

– The “chosen people” must ‘dominate’ the rest of the living world. When they cannot just kill it for food, the best way to act juchremanly is to “lend money” to the populations they want to “dominate.”

– The “chosen people” will also resort to colonization with no justification other than divine will of any territory “already inhabited,” of any land “already cultivated.”

The rest is a matter of “submission” to the “leaders” appointed by Moses (Musa) and his followers.

Any resemblance to contemporary events or actual persons is purely non-coincidental.

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J’étais sur le point de me mettre enfin à la réhabilitation de mon petit jardin menacé de toutes parts par les effets secondaires des délires homicides du sénateur Duplomb dans l’aile, plus une météo virile doublée d’une certaine négligence de ma part quand la radio, enfreignant l’omerta imposée par ses maîtres n’a pu s’empêcher de chouiner avec ses plus plates excuses (envers lesdits maîtres) qu’une vingtaine de petits Palestiniens venaient malencontreusement de mourir de faim dans un camp de la mort nommé Gaza (ils n’ont pas dit « camp de la mort », désirant conserver leur emploi).

Textes « sacrés » à l’appui, Homo juchrémanensis apporte la preuve de la responsabilité flagrante de la culture abrahamique dans les horreurs qui depuis trois millénaires accablent une bonne moitié de la bipédie préhistorique moderne. Cette culture repose sur les enseignements de « Moïse », prophète juif reconnu 610 ans plus tard par les Chrétiens puis, 610 nouvelles années ayant passé, par les Musulmans sous le nom de « Musa ». Le maître mot de cet enseignement est « dominer ».

– Dieu domine l’ « homme » qui domine la « femme », son « aide ». Leurs descendants composent le « peuple élu ».

– Le « peuple élu » se doit de « dominer » le reste du vivant. Quand il ne peut pas le tuer pour s’en nourrir, la meilleure façon juchrémane d’agir est de « prêter de l’argent » aux populations qu’on veut « dominer ».

– Le « peuple élu » aura également recours à la colonisation sans justification autre que la volonté divine de tout territoire «déjà habité», de toute terre «déjà cultivée».

Le reste est une affaire de «soumission» aux « chefs » désignés par Moïse (Musa) et ses followers.

Toute ressemblance avec des faits contemporains et des personnages existants actuellement n’a rien de fortuit ni n’est le fruit d’une pure coïncidence.

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School playground

 

I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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Peace and Love

Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20

10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.

  1. If it accepts peace and opens its gates to you, all the people there will be tributaries and servants to you.
  2. If it does not accept peace with you and wants to make war on you, then you will lay siege to it.
  3. And after the Lord your God has delivered it into your hands, you shall put all its males to the sword.
  4. But you shall take for yourself the women, the children, the cattle, everything in the city, all its spoils, and you shall eat the spoils of your enemies which the Lord your God has delivered into your hands.”

 

Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!

 

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“The Battle of the Century”

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

 

Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy

 Plot :

In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”

Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but  Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1

What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

1  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo

 

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Perfectly normal

Premise: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

Whatever atrocities Israel may commit, it is doing so in legitimate self-defense.

Therefore it’s perfectly normal for Israel, with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world,

to humiliate its “assailants”,

strip them of their land,

destroy their homes,

starve them to death.

Now, for the past few days, Israel has been attacking (sorry !) defending itself against Iran, on the pretext that this state (almost as vile as itself in terms of religious extremism, outright racism, etc…) is on the verge of acquiring a couple of atomic bombs, 9 according to the latest reports, compared to the 90 that Israel already possesses without wanting to admit it (and without any objection whatever from the Juchreman* world):

“Eight countries openly possess nuclear weapons: the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, France, China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is widely believed to possess nuclear weapons, although it has never officially acknowledged this.” (Google)

Because, ladies and gentlemen, it’s perfectly normal for Israel – in order to better defend itself – to remain the one and only Middle East state entitled (with the military assistance and tender blessing of the entire Juchreman* world) to press the nuclear button (for normal defensive purposes, of course !) and set the planet on fire, like any normal well-behaved domination addicted thuggish state should.

 

* read Homo juchremanensis

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