Archives par mot-clé : Homo juchremanensis

Let my people go to the bank ♫

 

TORAH, Devarim / BIBLE, Deuteronomy, 15:6

For the Lord, your God, has blessed you, as He spoke to you, and  you will lend to many nations, but you will not borrow; and you will rule over many nations, but they will not rule over you.”

 

TORAH, Devarim / BIBLE, Deutéronome, 15.6

 « Car alors l’Éternel, ton Dieu, te bénira comme il te l’a promis; et tu pourras prêter à bien des peuples, mais tu n’emprunteras point; et tu domineras sur bien des peuples, mais on ne dominera pas sur toi

 

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Now listen, les mecs !

Now listen, les mecs !/ I must have been around 9 years old when I realized we were in trouble/ Je devais avoir dans les 9 ans quand j’ai compris qu’on était mal barrés / Since then, I think I’ve always done what I could to pass the message/ Depuis, je crois avoir toujours fait ce que je pouvais pour passer le message/ The question was and still is: what makes us so badly off?/ La question était et continue d’être : qu’est-ce qui fait qu’on est aussi mal barrés ?/ With “Homo juchremanensis”, I believe I have provided a solid basis for an answer and therefore a solution… / Avec « Homo juchrémanensis », je crois avoir apporté une solide base de réponse et donc de solution…/  without the death of a single short-haired biped at stake…/ sans la mort du moindre bipède à poil ras à la clé…/ with a number of deaths among other species tending towards 0…/ avec un nombre de morts chez les autres espèces tendant vers 0…

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Pardon my french!

Un dieu qui ordonne à ses followers de se comporter en animaux, et pas les plus cools, au départ c’est louche, mais le même dieu qui explique que pour dominer son voisin il suffit de lui prêter de l’argent alors là ! Pour les lecteurs/lectrices francophones, Homo juchremanensis se fait Homo juchrémanensis !

À lire sur la plage de Gaza en dégustant une saucisse chaude à la bactérie E.coli.

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School playground

 

I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…

This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!

 

* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”

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The adult way

Try to think the adult way now and then. I know it’s hard. Especially when you’ve been told over and over again that children you were and children you should remain. Over and over. « Children of Israel ». « Children of God »… « Enfants de la Patrie »… « Voodoo Chile » (!)…  But just  bear in mind  that children are mistreated, children are starved (ask Netanyahu !), chidren are raped.

Therefore, for your own sake, try the adult way !

I’m not talking of what is juchremanly described as an « adult » of course, i.e the corrupted, misguided extension of a child. (Reading Homo juchremanensis might help you understand what adultness is about)

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